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Discussion in 'General Industry Questions' started by Mother Deuce, Nov 1, 2019.

  1. Nige

    Nige Senior Member

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    Reminds me of one popular with a workmate in AL many years ago........... "It slid in slicker'n a d**k in a barrel of lard"
     
  2. colson04

    colson04 Senior Member

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    German torque spec: Goodentite.
     
  3. John C.

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    I can run faster scared than you can mad.
     
  4. TD24

    TD24 Well-Known Member

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    Chicken today, feathers tomorrow...
     
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  5. Mike L

    Mike L Senior Member

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    Slicker than greased owl s***
     
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  6. Mike L

    Mike L Senior Member

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    Is it fear or lack of courage?
     
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  7. Ronsii

    Ronsii Senior Member

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    God hates a coward -- I hear this a lot from certain oldtimers
     
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  8. Ronsii

    Ronsii Senior Member

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    When you pay with peanuts you get nutty work.
     
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  9. Truck Shop

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    One ping one ping only.
     
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  10. Ronsii

    Ronsii Senior Member

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    Ding dong the witch is dead!!!
     
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  11. Truck Shop

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    I'm too tired maybe later.

     
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  12. Ronsii

    Ronsii Senior Member

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    You can't win em' all....
     
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  13. chroniekon

    chroniekon Senior Member

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    From an old fabricator I worked with having a bad day...The only way I can get a good fit is to throw one
     
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  14. Truck Shop

    Truck Shop Senior Member

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    For someone who can't shift a manual Eaton without grinding the gears-[He couldn't hit a bull in the a$$ with a base fiddle}.
     
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  15. RZucker

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    "They tried rubber gears to prevent grinding, now they're trying water gears so you can just pour 'em together" Got that one from old Carl P.
     
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  16. Ronsii

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    Should be able to get a more fluid shift from that....
     
  17. Nige

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    "Squeeze 'em all into a corner of the box. You have to find one somewhere."
     
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  18. Truck Shop

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    Carl Prosser, There was fellow who could slam a pint of Makers Mark and the smell in the bottle was gone too, beer-every can had his name on it. In his day he was a pretty good mechanic as long as he
    he couldn't get a sniff of alcohol-if that happened work was over.
     
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  19. DMiller

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    Can't find 'em Grind 'em will make them of rubber next year was always a line!!
     
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    Does a bear sh!t in the woods!?
     
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