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Discussion in 'General Industry Questions' started by Mother Deuce, Nov 1, 2019.

  1. RZucker

    RZucker Senior Member

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    "We ain't building a piano here"
     
  2. Mother Deuce

    Mother Deuce Senior Member

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    I heard that a lot from a very professional rockery builder I had the pleasure of working with.
     
  3. KSSS

    KSSS Senior Member

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    I use that one as well only its a "Grand" piano.
     
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  4. Truck Shop

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    I heard that as well only it was by a pole barn builder. We ain't building no piano here just a big out house.
     
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  5. Joel59

    Joel59 Well-Known Member

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    “Proper prior planning prevents **** poor performance”
     
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  6. Mother Deuce

    Mother Deuce Senior Member

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    My father favored "This is a Mickey Mouse program" which recently I have been using as "just another Walt Disney production"
     
  7. chroniekon

    chroniekon Senior Member

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    measure it twice, cut it once
     
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    ianjoub Senior Member

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    It never did that before....
     
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  9. DMiller

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    Crank 'er til the water boils Then choke it!!
     
  10. colson04

    colson04 Senior Member

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    Hmm, I cut it twice and it's still too short.
     
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  11. KSSS

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    And that is why I don't bang nails for a living.
     
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  12. DIYDAVE

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    Did I hear a request?

     
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  13. DIYDAVE

    DIYDAVE Senior Member

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    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency, on my part...;)
     
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  14. chroniekon

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    Get it as tight as it will go, then give it two more turns.
     
  15. RZucker

    RZucker Senior Member

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    Let's not forget the famous quote from the dealer rep regarding warranty issues... "We've never seen that before"
     
  16. Truck Shop

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    Even more common--Driver error.
     
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  17. chroniekon

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    I had an arm break off of a Snap-On brake cylinder hone back in the early 1970's. I showed it to the Snap-On guy when he came around the next time. He took one look at it and said "It broke, lifetime must be over".
     
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  18. ianjoub

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    Tighten it until it gets loose, then back it out 1/2 a turn.

    Tight is tight, too tight is broke.
     
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    Would you like fries with that???
     
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    Or "They all do that!"
     
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