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One liner thread

Discussion in 'General Industry Questions' started by Mother Deuce, Nov 1, 2019.

  1. seatwarmer

    seatwarmer Senior Member

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    Playing with the lions nuts.
    (Warning that what you are going to do will end badly)
     
  2. Truck Shop

    Truck Shop Senior Member

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    I'm Walking Here!

     
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  3. Truck Shop

    Truck Shop Senior Member

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    Charley's best one liner and he never even said anything.

     
  4. Ronsii

    Ronsii Senior Member

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    You want the truth!!!, you can't handle the truth ;)
     
  5. Truck Shop

    Truck Shop Senior Member

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    One of Jack's best lines.
     
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  6. Mother Deuce

    Mother Deuce Senior Member

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    I hate freakin' snow!
    I hate broken ribs!
     
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  7. Truck Shop

    Truck Shop Senior Member

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    I have to ask the Q, are you suffering broken ribs?
     
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  8. ianjoub

    ianjoub Senior Member

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    Probably slipped and fell in the snow...

    If they are broken, let's make her laugh :D
     
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  9. Truck Shop

    Truck Shop Senior Member

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    Let's not.
     
  10. ianjoub

    ianjoub Senior Member

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    Had some broken ribs a few times myself. I know the pain. At least I didn't suggest some pepper to get a sneezing fit going!
     
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  11. Truck Shop

    Truck Shop Senior Member

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    I know you were joking, and broken ribs are no picnic. In 84 I suffered 11 broken ribs in a jeep roll over. The last thing a person with broken ribs needs is to laugh, cough, sneeze or even
    pass gas.
     
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  12. Mother Deuce

    Mother Deuce Senior Member

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    LOL I appreciate that! :eek:
     
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  13. Mother Deuce

    Mother Deuce Senior Member

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    Uhmmm coughing is an adventure...I will probably lay-off broccoli for awhile too.
     
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  14. Mother Deuce

    Mother Deuce Senior Member

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    Geez I can’t imagine!
     
  15. Spud_Monkey

    Spud_Monkey Senior Member

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    Got 3 ribs permanently knocked in from getting hit in vest from bullet in war, that put me on driving only detail and off the front lines for few weeks. Felt like a sledge hammer to the chest, rage ensued that ended up getting me back on my feet and he took the room temperature challenge.

    War does not determine who is right – only who is left
     
  16. Welder Dave

    Welder Dave Senior Member

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    Read on a kids T-shirt...

    I want pizza not your opinion.
     
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  17. seatwarmer

    seatwarmer Senior Member

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    brainfart: Like me wanted to post in the picture thread and ended up in the wrong one.
    eesh: I don't know, something is wrong, what the hell
    eeeeeeeessssh: WTF, big F*up etc
     
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    Hope for the best
    Expect the worst
    And anything better than crook’s good!
     
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    Cheap service isn't good and good service isn't cheap!
     
  20. RZucker

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    "The worse you want it... The worse you'll get it"
     
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