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One liner thread

Discussion in 'General Industry Questions' started by Mother Deuce, Nov 1, 2019.

  1. Mother Deuce

    Mother Deuce Senior Member

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    Naahh... I just relocated. :D
     
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    LOL!!! MD I wondered who'd get it ;)
     
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  3. colson04

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  4. Truck Shop

    Truck Shop Senior Member

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    The movie Goldfinger-after electrocuting a bad guy Bonds remark was {Shocking, Positively Shocking}
     
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  5. Mother Deuce

    Mother Deuce Senior Member

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    I just had the broom in the shop and had them change the straw to studded traction straw...:)
     
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  6. Mother Deuce

    Mother Deuce Senior Member

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    Tonights one liner is "Snow Day Tomorrow and Tuesday" o_O
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  7. Ronsii

    Ronsii Senior Member

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    Wouldn't that one-liner be more like... f*** school or work.... ;)
     
  8. Tags

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    More like “f*** the Snow!”

    Or

    Mother Nature is a real B!tch
     
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  9. Mother Deuce

    Mother Deuce Senior Member

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    The place looks like a post card... however working in it for us is difficult, can't close a lane of course. The boss prefers not to run any trucks, rightfully so. So we wait... it will probably be Weds before we get back.
     
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    Ronsii Senior Member

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    Yeah!!, That is a cool pic
     
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    'Man who says it can't be done,should not interupt man who is doing it'

    'When its too hard for everyone else,its just right for us'
     
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  12. Mother Deuce

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    “Stylin’ New Hampshire footwear” today...
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    The problem here, is the linkage between the seat and steering wheel.
     
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    Spud_Monkey Senior Member

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    Hold my beer, watch this
     
  15. colson04

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    When I worked as a manufacturing engineer at a plant, it was often discovered that our assembly line problem lie "between the thumb switch and the floor mat".
     
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    Two things in this world you can't wear out.....one is a pigs nose.
     
  17. Truck Shop

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    Probably the best add lib/one liner in movie history-The God Father-----------Leave the Gun, take the cannoli.


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    Oh deer!!!!!
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    I'm a zit-get it. Animal House.

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    PEBCAK: Problem exists between chair and keyboard.
     
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