When hiring;
If you can’t fly, don’t land here.
With a pushy boss;
If you don’t like this speed you sure as he!! aren’t going to like the next speed.
With an apprentice frozen by indecision;
We can fix anything, we can’t fix nothing, now do something.
When hooking in the “old days” and you have to be standing on a stump to do this at the top of your lungs;
Run or die you sons o’ bitc#$!!!!
Said of a truck driver;
He’s always right, he talks to his shift knob all day and it never corrects him.
When quitting;
I came here it wear out my old clothes and meet a low class of people, I’ve done both so I can leave now.
Said of a haywire outfit;
I’ve been to two county fairs, smoked rope, saw two goats mate, saw a fat lady shave, and I still haven’t seen anything like this. Now just you go back to the shop and make out my check.
When quitting the same haywire shop on the first day;
Now you don't even need to pay me, I don't want a record of, or anybody to ever know I even thought of working here.
Upon seeing the boss laid out by an irate employee about to quit;
Hey boss, get up, so we can see him hit you again.