Favorite phrases you use

[funwithfuel]

Just lifted this from pumpguy, "Not a problem" Bwahaha good for you. Best of luck

 

[Old Doug]

If i could buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth i would be rich.

 

[Truck Shop]

God's gift to a shift knob.
Yeah when he quits truckin-truckin is gonna go to hell.

Truck Shop

 

[DIYDAVE]

He's got all the imagination of a beaurocrat...

 

[old-iron-habit]

Favorite of my dad when he suspected something was not right. "Something is horseshit in Denmark".

 

[Ando]

"There's no such thing as a free sausage"

 

[Jumbo]

When hiring;
If you can’t fly, don’t land here.

With a pushy boss;
If you don’t like this speed you sure as he!! aren’t going to like the next speed.

With an apprentice frozen by indecision;
We can fix anything, we can’t fix nothing, now do something.

When hooking in the “old days” and you have to be standing on a stump to do this at the top of your lungs;
Run or die you sons o’ bitc#$!!!!

Said of a truck driver;
He’s always right, he talks to his shift knob all day and it never corrects him.

When quitting;
I came here it wear out my old clothes and meet a low class of people, I’ve done both so I can leave now.

Said of a haywire outfit;
I’ve been to two county fairs, smoked rope, saw two goats mate, saw a fat lady shave, and I still haven’t seen anything like this. Now just you go back to the shop and make out my check.

When quitting the same haywire shop on the first day;
Now you don't even need to pay me, I don't want a record of, or anybody to ever know I even thought of working here.

Upon seeing the boss laid out by an irate employee about to quit;
Hey boss, get up, so we can see him hit you again.

 

[Muffler Bearing]

Couldn't get his $#it together if he ate a box of magnets!

 

[DMiller]

SHyt that aint right(Comes from a Safety program we had STAR): [Stop Think Act Review] but Shyt That Aint Right works all too well.

 

[chroniekon]

After a close call...I could have been injured, or seriously killed.

 

[DMiller]

Shine like a dime in a goats behind!

 

[Junkyard]

Rectum hell! Damn near killed em!!!

 

[ol'stonebreaker]

If bullsh!t was snowflakes you'd be a howlin' blizzard.
Mike

 

[walkerv]

from an old boss when something wasnt going rite , ah horseshit
different boss when checking on you , is it coming around to your way of thinking
mine on idiots he aint the sharpest stick , or he could mess up a wet dream
other then that all i have is my favorite curse words while i talk to myself working on equipment lol

 

[Ronsii]

Not that way.... Your other left.

 

[thepumpguysc]

...LOL, "your OTHER left"..!!!
IF I had a dollar for every time I said THAT ONE.. {Hey, that's another one..}
"If I had a dollar for every time he [insert situation].... I'd be rich by now"
I used to say "a nickel" cuz it was so common place for the guys to screw up.. AND I COULD get rich with all the nickels..

 

[DMiller]

Worthless as a fur lined pizz pot! from my Dad.

 

[DARO]

"It ain't rocket surgery"

 

[DMiller]

I had heard "Aint Rocket Science" but not surgery!!

 

[check]

If you don’t like this speed you sure as he!! aren’t going to like the next speed.

"I've got two speeds, slow and stop."