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Discussion in 'General Industry Questions' started by Mother Deuce, Nov 1, 2019.

  1. funwithfuel

    funwithfuel Senior Member

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    Some folks are alive only cuz it's illegal to kill them.
     
  2. Spud_Monkey

    Spud_Monkey Senior Member

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    It ain't leaking oil, it's sweating...
     
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  3. John C.

    John C. Senior Member

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    That's not leakage, it's just marking its territory.
     
  4. Ronsii

    Ronsii Senior Member

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    They don't call it detroit floor wax for nothing ;)
     
  5. Tags

    Tags Senior Member

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    You can’t tell your ass from a hole in the ground
     
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  6. gtermini

    gtermini Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot if the directions were written on the sole.
     
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  7. Spud_Monkey

    Spud_Monkey Senior Member

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    Should of poured more bleach in the gene pool...
    Their mom should of swallowed that night...
     
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  8. farmerlund

    farmerlund Senior Member

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    To the unfriendly bar maids: " if you don't like us now, you're going to hate us later."
     
  9. Tags

    Tags Senior Member

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    The back of a septic pump truck....

    “We’re number one in the number two business”
     
  10. Welder Dave

    Welder Dave Senior Member

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    The back of the septic truck we had come a couple times said:

    You dump, We pump
     
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  11. chroniekon

    chroniekon Senior Member

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    There used to be a garbage truck around here that had a sign on the back: Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Trash Back
     
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    sled dog Well-Known Member

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    Dave, I've seen one that says "Yesterdays Meals On Wheels" ....
     
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  13. Truck Shop

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    What to say when you see guy wearing a belt and suspenders {there's a man who doesn't trust his pants}.
     
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    ianjoub Senior Member

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    And off into the gutter:

    That was like rolling a hotdog down a hallway.
     
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  15. petepilot

    petepilot Senior Member

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    look up (stoolbus) for a chuckle
     
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  16. DIYDAVE

    DIYDAVE Senior Member

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    I always remember that scene...;)

     
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  17. Spud_Monkey

    Spud_Monkey Senior Member

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    Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking $hit from some asshole.
     
  18. Norwegian Steam

    Norwegian Steam Active Member

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    “That guy is about a half bubble off plumb”
     
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  19. Norwegian Steam

    Norwegian Steam Active Member

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    Colder than a well diggers ass
     
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  20. Bls repair

    Bls repair Senior Member

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    Life is like a fan,if your in front of it ,it’s a breeze,if behind it ,it sucks.
     
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