We buy them books and send them to school and what did they learn??
Its a good thing they sew your name on your shirt otherwise you'd never remember who you are.
I've heard it several ways before, "you must have taken the old employment application test, the one that used crayon's", "it might be close enough for government work, but around here we don't use crayon's."
I'm no Indian scout, but where's there's smoke, fire is usually close in the area.
An old timer once told me, you only need to know a few things about tiling [ag drainage], the machines needs a cab with heat, be on tracks, have a winch and water runs downhill, ability to maintain grade will determine what you can charge, the better you are at it, the more you can charge.
So and so has forgotten more than you'll ever know
Ever notice that when your kids are in trouble, your wife always calls them your kids, when they do something good they are hers, when they do something really stupid, she'll ask you, do you know what you son or daughter did today? Ironically, their all adults now and I hear it just as much as when they were toddlers.
I've heard my wife say this quite a few times over the years, "I taught you to walk and talk for this"??
A neighbor lady used to say this all the time, your mother went through childbirth for you, why??
Your mother would be so proud about now
When you turn 18 and can vote and move out, you can join democracy, until then its a dictatorship, get used to it.
I'm a machinist to the nearest inch and contractor on grade to the nearest foot.
I'm the ultimate tree huger............ I won't let them go until they're pulled out by the roots and laying flat on the ground while......... using an excavator and thumb.