Accidents do cause people
If you don't believe in life after death, be here at 5pm every day.
We're not paid for what we know, we're paid for what we get done.
In reference to government approved work, it was designed by the government, laid out by them, built to their specs, and approved by them........then failed, any questions?
If its not working correctly, dumb it down till it does.
If there was a lot of money in it, no work involved, and nobody expected any results, then all the politicians would want your job
You get what you pay for
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone
Drive it like you stole it
The problem is simple, its not working and it should, figure it out.
If all else fails, read the instructions
Buy them books and send them to school, and what did they learn
Insanity is repeating the same thing many times but expecting a different outcome
The third time might be the charm, but don't expect to be paid for the last two
When I'm right nobody remembers, when I'm wrong, nobody forgets
I was once told, help like you is a dime a dozen, so at the end of the day I handed the boss a dollar bill, he asked what it was for, I told him to hire 120 people to take my place, I quit.
Take your time, we have all day
Don't rush, your replacement isn't here yet.
Its hard to believe your mother didn't smother you in your sleep
We keep him around to make the others look better
Nobody is so bad they can't be used as a bad example
If I had good equipment, the first person I'd have to fire is the mechanic, so tell me again what I need to buy so you don't have to work so hard??
If you don't like my equipment you have to run, we can solve that problem, but your probably not going to like my solution