One liner thread

[DIYDAVE]

Good enough for gubmint work...

 

[chroniekon]

I could have been injured or seriously killed

 

[GregsHD]

The only thing you can count on in life, is death.

 

[GregsHD]

The ol' truck looks 10 outta 10 at 110!

 

[Truck Shop]

If his skill set is a box of crayola's we're in trouble.

 

[funwithfuel]

I could have been injured or seriously killed

So

 

[funwithfuel]

That's it man , game over, GAME OVER!

 

[Tyler d4c]

It only takes once. Apples to many many things.

 

[Spud_Monkey]

Some gave all, all gave some...
And some profited off it...

 

[AzIron]

Well it seemed like a great idea at time usually accompanied with. Talk about your all time backfires

My new one I used on a 23 year old superintendent yesterday those who cant work teach and those who cant teach are superintendents

 

[KyS650]

Looks like a drunk monkey with a hammer got ahold of it.

 

[Tinkerer]

Sh#ts gonna hit the fan when he sees this !

 

[kshansen]

"He could turn a bowling ball to dust if he was locked in a padded cell buck necked!"
We have all known operators like that!

 

[Tags]

You can’t make chicken salad outta chicken sh!t

 

[Canadian_digger]

We are working for GE today. Good enough!

 

[Ronsii]

Looks great from my house!!!

 

[Nige]

"There's nothing like organization - and what we have here is nothing like organization"

 

[DB2]

One of my late father’s favourites

“You’d stick your pr*ck in a stone pile if you thought there was a snake in there”

 

[Nige]

Those who can, do - Those who can't become teachers - And those who can't do either become politicians.

 

[John C.]

I'm alive and kicking.

There is no more pathetic human being than one who can only make themselves look good by making everyone else look bad!