chroniekon
Senior Member
He could tear the handle off of a crowbar
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Nige
Senior Member
Kindly explain to me exactly why your lack of forward planning should now constitute my emergency.?
(I use that one a LOT)
(I use that one a LOT)
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Mother Deuce
Senior Member
I got... "she could rip a door off a Kenworth" once. I didn't have to, as the crew was just messing with me
Wilson892
Well-Known Member
As useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Has the speed of a disabled turtle.
Has the speed of a disabled turtle.
Tags
Senior Member
Don’t break your arm patting yourself on the back
Ronsii
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Well.... ya' got me there.
Bls repair
Senior Member
Use your head for something besides a hat rack
That machine has two levers ,lever A and lever B and that’s what you should do Lever B.
That machine has two levers ,lever A and lever B and that’s what you should do Lever B.
Ronsii
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Well... hows about I just kick you in the balz and we'll call it even
Tags
Senior Member
You should play hide and go f**k yourself
ianjoub
Senior Member
It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
funwithfuel
Senior Member
I often find myself quoting Mr Lincoln.
hosspuller
Senior Member
Reminds me of the Mexican Fireman... His wife had identical twins. They named first boy Jose' and the second Hose B
kshansen
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Here's one off a motorcycle forum that could be reworked for anyone with a project that is out of hand:
"If my wife asks this is about $50 of motorcycle parts!"
"If my wife asks this is about $50 of motorcycle parts!"
Mother Deuce
Senior Member
Here's one I heard on Sunday...
"Your working nightshift Monday and Tuesday"
"Your working nightshift Monday and Tuesday"
chroniekon
Senior Member
If it cost a dollar to get out of town, I couldn't get out of sight.
funwithfuel
Senior Member
I've seen a meme that states, my biggest fear is, when I die that my wife will sell my tools and guns for what I told her I paid.
Truck Shop
Senior Member
How busy are you someone asks, {Busier than cat trying burying Sh!t on a concrete floor}.