I gotta know what gives?

[wornout wrench]

And if you wrap the llama and sloth in bacon, it takes the cuisine to a whole new level!

Bacon, the kitchen's Duct Tape

 

[Tinkerer]

You forgot the baked beans for more compression.

That is a perfect post with the username you have !
In my world beans release compression.

 

[wornout wrench]

I guess if we are going to go with the Methane route, we better start writing up an "Air" schedule
So where would we mount the "Wet" tank

 

[DMiller]

If up your rectum would know!!!

 

[kshansen]

And if you wrap the llama and sloth in bacon, it takes the cuisine to a whole new level!

Well don't know anything about llama and sloth wrapped in bacon, but do know that ground Alpaca meat sure needs to have ground beef with about 20% fat content added to it if making a meat loaf or used for Tacos!

And if you have any Alpaca chops or steaks and you are going to try eating it better use a good marinade to tenderize other wise might be better used to repair boots.

 

[DMiller]

Might be better to chew a shoe.

 

[wornout wrench]

Might be better to chew a shoe.

My inlaws emigrated to Canada from the Netherlands in the 50's.
I met my wife in early 77.
The first time I was invited over for dinner and we sat down for a nice meal of shoe leather was pretty special.

To this day I am still not sure what it was
Could have been chicken, pork, beef or even alpaca.
No idea. All I know was it was darn near incinerated, tough as shoe leather, a light shade of black.
Served with about 10 pounds of boiled potatoes, extremely well done cauliflower and a bowl full of the grease that was rendered off what ever poor animal that was in the pot. Not gravy, just the grease with some butter added.

Yeah...

Can't say that I have ever seen a dutch cookbook.

 

[Blocker in MS]

Bacon, the kitchen's Duct Tape

Bacon says he likes anything that is in the kitchen!!

On a side note, I walked into the kitchen a couple nights ago and Son#1 was putting together a 1000 piece puzzle on the kitchen table. Sticks, the little black dog, was patiently sitting beside him waiting to eat puzzle pieces. If it is in the table it must be food, no?

 

[wornout wrench]

Bacon says he likes anything that is in the kitchen!!View attachment 207958

On a side note, I walked into the kitchen a couple nights ago and Son#1 was putting together a 1000 piece puzzle on the kitchen table. Sticks,View attachment 207959 the little black dog, was patiently sitting beside him waiting to eat puzzle pieces. If it is in the table it must be food, no?

So I see that my Pom isn't the only dog that likes to spend his time on Dad's lap LOL

As I type this the little beggar is sound asleep on my lap. I would get a picture but my phone is on the table and you just can't wake him up now. That would be just mean.

 

[DMiller]

Was speaking to a Ozark DISTANT cousin and this came up. His Brother's ex wife's daughter was going to marry his widowed Father who was also the ex of the ex wife's mother and she is expecting a love child by another cousin, what will that child end up as in relation to the first cousin??

 

[Welder Dave]

Here's a dog toy sure to please.

https://www.amazon.com/Poop-Emoji-F...8X67ST3EBWE&psc=1&refRID=4ZHF9DWP28X67ST3EBWE

 

[wornout wrench]

Was speaking to a Ozark DISTANT cousin and this came up. His Brother's ex wife's daughter was going to marry his widowed Father who was also the ex of the ex wife's mother and she is expecting a love child by another cousin, what will that child end up as in relation to the first cousin??

Ahhhhh
Errrr
Ahhhhh

Is this the situation where you wind up as your own grandfather???

 

[Ronsii]

Ahhhhh
Errrr
Ahhhhh

Is this the situation where you wind up as your own grandfather???

I think he's been reading too much out of this thread...

 

[wornout wrench]

Here's a dog toy sure to please.

https://www.amazon.com/Poop-Emoji-F...8X67ST3EBWE&psc=1&refRID=4ZHF9DWP28X67ST3EBWE

Holy Crap, if you will pardon the pun.
$15.95 US amazon
$50.81 CDN amazon, plus $20 shipping.
guess not today...

 

[Welder Dave]

You can't put a price on 25,000 farts with a lifetime warranty!

Now about that warranty if it is ever required. Do they send you new farts to replace the missing or defective farts? What is the criteria they use to determine a defective fart? How do they ship flawless farts effectively? I'd bet it's strictly UPS. Do they give you a tracking scent so you know just where your new farts are? So many questions.

 

[wornout wrench]

Ahhhhh
Errrr
Ahhhhh

Is this the situation where you wind up as your own grandfather???

 

[wornout wrench]

HEY Vetech63
23 pages and counting.

Drum roll please.....

 

[Truck Shop]

You guys are going at it all wrong first you have to build your own BBQ, then cook some steaks and have a baked tater. Then think about where this thread will end up.

 

[wornout wrench]

Dang, now I'm hungry

 

[RZucker]

Dang, now I'm hungry

Ok, you bring some steaks, I'll bring some steaks, and we meet in Walla Walla?