Wow.. that's a doosie.. but bigger lies have been told..
I once had a trucking co. dispatcher call me & needed a cummins injection pump, a complete set of injectors and a turbo..
& needed it delivered to the truck stop up the road..
SHE SAID, they were stolen while the driver was asleep in the cab..
I asked, what kind of truck is it?? Her answer was, Its a cab-over..
I said, that's IMPOSSIBLE without him ending up in the windshield!!
There was silence on the other end and she said, I'll have to call you back.. LOL!!!