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Well, my neighbor, N, told me of a guy around the corner who wanted some work done. I drive past this house every couple days and see this old timer sitting in his garage just staring out at the world. N tells me which house it is so I go talk to him. He's got a well manicured suburban style yard with many mature, but well trimmed, yew bushes that surround the house. He wants them all out so he can plant some perennials and not have to worry about trimming the bushes anymore. That seems easy enough. I discuss the work he wants done and warn him that the backhoe is a heavy machine and all that and it may do a number on his pretty lawn. He understands and it's been dry for a week or so. He also asks if I can keep the landscaping bricks in place as much as possible.
I tell him it'd be 300 bucks or 250 bucks and a cane (he has a Canes for Sale sign in his yard). He agrees. I come back the following day, pull the hoe into the driveway and immediately someone stops and gets my phone number to offer more work. After that, I drive the hoe to the backyard and out of the corner of my eye I see a cable go whipping by. SON OF A!!! Somehow, I missed the phone line hanging across the yard, connected to the house. I went and looked at it and it had been repaired where it broke once already. I was very forthcoming with the homeowner and told him I screwed up. He no longer uses a landline so isn't real worried about it.
Next, I start on the bushes in the back, with my son helping. We get a couple of the big non-yew bushes out easily and without much trouble, but then it's on to the yew that are all closer to the house. Chains and straps won't stick well enough to them, they just keep sliding off. I flip around and start using the hoe to dig them out and that goes fine but quite messy, due to an extensive network of weed fabric that pulls the dirt up all over the place. I'm knocking his little pavers around and getting frustrated with the whole process. We're 2 hours deep and less than halfway done. It got late and dark and I talked to the guy to tell him we'd be back, but that it was calling for rain, so it may be a bit before I dare drive on his lawn any more.
I'm at an impasse. I'm really learning lessons. The first is pay attention for lines and cables and stuff like that (this makes me feel real dumb). Second, don't do work on a nice property. Third, quote prices 3 times higher than what I think.
This old guy sat in his chair and watched us the entire time. My beat up machine has a couple slow seal leaks so I'm nervous about that and I'm making a mess of his nice gardens. I told him I don't do finish work and he was ok with that but the whole job is turning out rougher than expected. I'm contemplating going back to talk to him to say that I won't charge him for the work I've done but I don't want to finish the job and risk destroying his yard. I really don't like the idea of giving up on a job but it seems like one I shouldn't have taken.
On the other hand, the guy that stopped to get my number has a couple decent sized jobs where he just wants stuff cleared out or moved, on more or less abandoned properties. He's not worried about my messes and understands what the hoe can do. I expect to make decent money from these, hopefully I'm not wrong again.