Deputy Director of Fiscal Policy......(note that I said "Deputy")
Director of Operations - I drove the excavator today....my man is in Fiji on holidays
Director of Equipment Recovery - I get the excavator bogged today....good thing my man is away so he didn't see the boss do what he's been told not to do
Communications Director - my new "contractor" phone spat the dummy and refused to work so I called the phone mob and abused them when I got home.
Director of Logistic Support - I had to drive the truck
Director of Maintenance Operations - I had to grease the excavator
Marketing Director - I was going to call the newspaper to put my ad in again but my phone crapped out and I missed the deadlineointhead
Director of Geo-Physical Anomolies - I'm working on the side of a hill. Some numb nuts raised a road up on a clay base which stopped the natural drainage occuring down/out the hill. When I dug into the upside of the road it was a bit like the little boy pulling his finger out of the....errr.....hole in ..no wait (no dutch terminology for seawalls)......it was more like popping the cork from a champagne bottle....hence the bogged excavator!
Director - In order to get rid of the water in hillside I dug a ditch across the road and down the hill....so I had to direct some local traffic
Director - the owners wife came on site and wanted to know where the toilet was...so I had to "direct her" to the loo....(thats not true I just made that up)
Good too see you are politically correct!
Actually I'm 180 out from most you all, I was an equipment operator in my teen years, drove explosives in the Navy and ran various equipment during that period. But I'm in aviation safety and I've worked in several different areas and it pays the bill. I'd actually like to transfer into big truck or equipment safety, but that means moving to some old city and I'd rather not do that because I live in the country.
