hvy 1ton, That is suppose to be tab "A" into slot "A"! Have you never bought any of that assemble it yourself furniture? "B" are the bolts!
Neither one of you probably ever assembled a barbie house on christmas morning correctly, have you?
Speaking of plans- had to install a new dining room light, I cut open the box pull out the parts, and start putting the light together. Wife stomps in (she's already on edge because I'm doing a house project- I never do house projects), digs out the instructions and wants to know why I'm not following them. I'm thinking "
YOU didn't come with any instruction booklet or a parts list" but I kept my mouth shut.
Instead the project went south, due to my 16 year old son. I started in the room by myself, shut the old light fixture off, unwired and removed it. My son was in the other room, where I laid the unwired, old light fixture. He asked what I was doing, I told him, and went back to work. He- two minutes later- walked into the room, and flipped the light switch up and down. Multiple times in a split moment.
I proceed to loose my normal calm demeanor "WHAT are you doing, I turned the light off so I could unwire it- You saw me bring the old light into the other room, and ASKED what I was doing. Now I've got a set of bare wires hanging from the ceiling, no idea whether they are hot or not now. WHART IN BLUE BLAZES WAS YOU THINKING BOY....."
Wife proceeds to tee up on me "you didn't shut the breaker off? Why didn't you shut the breaker off? it says in the instructions to shut the breaker off. It's not his fault you didn't follow the directions. Don't be mad at him, you were cutting corners"....etc, etc.
Down to the shop- find a working tester- determine which breaker is controlling the dining room lights- of course its the last breaker, so I get to also reset every clock in the house. The whole time grumbling to myself that if everyone would stay out of the room I'm working in, I would have been done by now. Have I told you guys how much my wife likes me doing projects around the house?