Dear Amir, Having a wonderful time Wish you were here!
My friend used to sneak over there to dig for oil.
He was told by the people that hired him to say that he was a tourist.
After visiting a few times they no longer believed himand detained him for a spell
and made him call his boss.
He didn't bring his gringo rig pigs with him, company said they had to hire them over there and lern'um how
to dig themselves, said that didn't work out so well. ...WTF?
But that's not what I wanted to say. ...