Small list, Hit by a car at three, always and forever missing the top step at Grandma's and roll tumbling down her stairs(second to first floor) until moved at 9, hand caught in a wood jointer at 17, same hand tried to hack the little finger away with a corn knife at 11 from palm side, Great Aunt sewed that up wiith a quilting needle and Alum, tied the tendon back together to make the finger work with darning needles, rolled a VW at high speed at 16(my own!), took a 3/4" cold chisel to left eye in '87, fell off a Frt Lnr cabover '77 landed back first on blocking cribbing, do not remember that landing think I stuck it. Thrown from dirt bike, was that three or five times? Dropped a '78 Yamaha 650 at 45mph on rain wetted pavement, decided my Ass was getting too warm tried to stand up, hard to keep the feet moving rolling at 40mph, was still wearing the back brace from '77.
Had a tractor on jacks crawled under jack I was at decided to leak off, almost got me. Have had cribbing pop out and hit me in the head, have almost passed out from heat prostration changing tires outdoors in mid August in MO in a quarry, only had twelve to r&r, I may have forgotten some, seems mind is not as sharp as used to be, Hmmmm.
Did you hear something? Sounded like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Oh Yeah.......... SQUIRREL!!