Dirtman2007
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- Sep 30, 2007
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- Location
- Raleigh, North Carolina
- Occupation
- Heavy Equipment Operator
After reading a few other people's comments on probelms they had at work I was compelled to tell this one. I was working on this about a years ago. It was a good and easy job to do until all the neighbors/ onlookers got involved. We were to dredge out about 2000 yards of silt that had filled in the head section of a pond. This pond just happened to be completely surrounded by town homes on 3 side, Just what I need 500 people to watch me work. To start things off the work area was very limited. I had to clear about an 1/10 of an acre of tall trees to creat an area where we could put all the mud onsite. Oh boy that got the tree huggers out fast! I was taking down one big pine tree, As it was falling I just happened to spot this old lady standing right beside the machine. After the I picked my heart up off the floor of the machine and put it back in, thinking I just killed someone, I open the door to find her standing about 20 feet from the machine wanting to ask a stupid question. REMEMBER this area is silt fenced off and has caution DO NOT ENTER signs posted over the entrance. She asked me Why was I taking down the trees and how she did not want to see here neighbors across the street blah, blah,blah, and so. I thought Why in the hell would you live in a townhome complex if you did not want to see your neighbors?. Well she left and I continued on working.
By the end of the day I felt like I needed a secretary to answer all their stupid question. Then the same old lady would come out every day compaining about something and I would have to listen for 10 minutes. Atleast I could get some rest from the questions while I was working in the pond, too muddy for the city slicker to come over. One day it rained a little so the pond had to be dained down some more. Then here comes this lady who we named " turtle lady" form here constant question about are the turtles going to be okay? That day I had enough when she asked "are you going to remove the turtles first", by saying they will not fill a thing once the bucket of the excavator hits them- that did not go over easy with her! She revolted by saying I will Stand in the middle of the pond to stop work until you remove them, then my smart a$$ comment of " go ahead, but I won't help when you become trapped knee deep in the mud, I can work around you. So she stomped way and I carried on. On the last day we were piling up the mud in holes we dug to hold it. One hole just happened to be about 10 feet away from the sidewalk were the ool lady that complained everyday always walked here dog. I could not resist myself that day when she was walking by, I scooped up a huge pile of mud and right when she walked by and gave me that " go to hell look" I dumped to mud from about a height of 10 or 12 feet sending massive amounts of mud flying in all dirrections, completely splattering her. I swung the machine back around where she could not see me as I died from laughing so hard I cried and continued working. When I completed the job that day I immediatly left so there was not confrontation with her and have never seen her again. I have never been on a job where that many people complained about things. good to see that one behind me
Please tell me I'm not the only one who gets these lucky jobs!
Sorry to be so long winded
By the end of the day I felt like I needed a secretary to answer all their stupid question. Then the same old lady would come out every day compaining about something and I would have to listen for 10 minutes. Atleast I could get some rest from the questions while I was working in the pond, too muddy for the city slicker to come over. One day it rained a little so the pond had to be dained down some more. Then here comes this lady who we named " turtle lady" form here constant question about are the turtles going to be okay? That day I had enough when she asked "are you going to remove the turtles first", by saying they will not fill a thing once the bucket of the excavator hits them- that did not go over easy with her! She revolted by saying I will Stand in the middle of the pond to stop work until you remove them, then my smart a$$ comment of " go ahead, but I won't help when you become trapped knee deep in the mud, I can work around you. So she stomped way and I carried on. On the last day we were piling up the mud in holes we dug to hold it. One hole just happened to be about 10 feet away from the sidewalk were the ool lady that complained everyday always walked here dog. I could not resist myself that day when she was walking by, I scooped up a huge pile of mud and right when she walked by and gave me that " go to hell look" I dumped to mud from about a height of 10 or 12 feet sending massive amounts of mud flying in all dirrections, completely splattering her. I swung the machine back around where she could not see me as I died from laughing so hard I cried and continued working. When I completed the job that day I immediatly left so there was not confrontation with her and have never seen her again. I have never been on a job where that many people complained about things. good to see that one behind me
Please tell me I'm not the only one who gets these lucky jobs!
Sorry to be so long winded
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