I gotta know what gives?

[wornout wrench]

So, sort of like one of those air boats down on the everglades but different?

 

[Blocker in MS]

When you do a wheelie it will be just exactly like an air boat....but more buoyant of course....far more acceleration and creature comforts too. Now available soon with the SPORT package featuring imitation carbon fiber trim and the soon to be infamous “ludicrous speed” button.

 

[Welder Dave]

It will be bladeless with a Hepa filter borrowing from Dyson technology. It will also serve to dry you off in the event you ride in the rain or have an unfortunate accident due to the unbelievable acceleration in ludicrous mode.

 

[Ronsii]

Will you also incorporate the other 'cleaning' ideas proposed by some of the test pilots we had last year.... when they had their .... accidents...?

 

[Blocker in MS]

Will you also incorporate the other 'cleaning' ideas proposed by some of the test pilots we had last year.... when they had their .... accidents...?

???? Did I miss some sort of adventure?

 

[Blocker in MS]

You are on to something again Dave!!

EM Bike....always self detailed!!

 

[Blocker in MS]

Never tell a lie until you swallow your cookie.

I am imparting some wisdom tonight which I just gained through experience.

Mrs. Blocker in BS is making cookies right at this very moment. I am in another room. She half-heartedly exclaims some sort of onomatopoeia and says “What happened??”. I grew slightly concerned and started to think about possibly making a move toward her direction to assist with whatever impending disaster is actively unfolding. She said she had put a dozen cookies in the oven and only 11 came out!

I was not fooled.

Never tell a lie until you have swallowed your cookie.

 

[Welder Dave]

Was it a bakers dozen or a regular dozen??? Two missing cookies could mean two thieves. Tread lightly while you follow the crumbs to the crime scene.

 

[Ronsii]

And ALWAYS take samples for evidence... cause pics don't always convey the whole meaning

 

[Blocker in MS]

....no crumbs....professional hit??

The baker’s dozen does lend credence to more investigation!

 

[Welder Dave]

I'd keep a very low profile and void contact at all costs. You know that theory about women's intuition most men think is just speculation... well it isn't. Crumbs or not they can tell!

 

[mitch504]

Uhh, onomatopoeia?

What sound does a cookie make?

 

[Blocker in MS]

Great news!! The cookie investigation has been cancelled. Since there were no witnesses to speak with, and no base line to compare the amount of dough missing with ever dwindling population of cookies left we decided to drop all inquiries into the matter.

Furthermore, we have established that twelve is most likely still twelve and not thirteen.

 

[DIYDAVE]

you could always plead triskaidekaphobia...

 

[Blocker in MS]

Well Dave, I am trying to instill in her the understanding that problem resolution can be greatly expedited through means of bribery. I mean it is just one little cookie. Cookies gets disappear all the time right? I think a few a have disappeared since this investigation was closed. That is PERFECTLY normal, right? It is a big cruel world out there.

 

[Vetech63]

I see you guys are bound and determined to make this the longest thread in history LOL

 

[crane operator]

We're just getting started.

 

[kshansen]

Great news!! The cookie investigation has been cancelled. Since there were no witnesses to speak with, and no base line to compare the amount of dough missing with ever dwindling population of cookies left we decided to drop all inquiries into the matter.

Furthermore, we have established that twelve is most likely still twelve and not thirteen.

Well twelve is the same as thirteen for the larger values of twelve.

And as I always told my first wife, who worked in a factory as supervisor for incoming inspection, someone has to confirm the quality of the product before shipping! And no! my stealing cookies were not the reason she was the "first" and not current!

 

[Ronsii]

Great news!! The cookie investigation has been cancelled. Since there were no witnesses to speak with, and no base line to compare the amount of dough missing with ever dwindling population of cookies left we decided to drop all inquiries into the matter.

Furthermore, we have established that twelve is most likely still twelve and not thirteen.

Sounds like a cover up to me!!!!!! you better get some cameras installed that will contain a record of what happens next time... and there will be a next time too!!!!

 

[wornout wrench]

I see you guys are bound and determined to make this the longest thread in history LOL

Yup
I see the boys have it all under control.

I have been spending most of my time building the Ebike, haven't had much time to post anything.
We are at 47 pages.
I figure when we hit the elusive 60 pages I will unveil the Ebike in all its glory.