Blocker in MS
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I gotta know what gives?
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Welder Dave
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It's not a thread, it is a fitting tribute to Alfred E. Neuman. "What, me worry?"... No, there is a group of intellects dedicated to preserving your memory.
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Blocker in MS
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How right you are! For shame the travesty I have heaved upon you all, noble countrymen! It was but an arrant, simple-minded utterance of a tired mind. Please one and all forgive me this transgression!
This is quite obviously much more than the “thread” of which I misspoke. This is the ever compounding wealth of the most pertinent knowledge of our know entirety....being only bound here by the fragile human intellect and the archaic languages with which we use to convey it!
Is that better?
Thanks Welder Dave. You are inspiring my creativity and abstract thought again
This is quite obviously much more than the “thread” of which I misspoke. This is the ever compounding wealth of the most pertinent knowledge of our know entirety....being only bound here by the fragile human intellect and the archaic languages with which we use to convey it!
Is that better?
Thanks Welder Dave. You are inspiring my creativity and abstract thought again
Ronsii
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How right you are! For shame the travesty I have heaved upon you all, noble countrymen! It was but an arrant, simple-minded utterance of a tired mind. Please one and all forgive me this transgression!
This is quite obviously much more than the “thread” of which I misspoke. This is the ever compounding wealth of the most pertinent knowledge of our know entirety....being only bound here by the fragile human intellect and the archaic languages with which we use to convey it!
Is that better?
Thanks Welder Dave. You are inspiring my creativity and abstract thought again
I don't know........ I mean for a 'transgression' like that I would think the penance would be greater than ONE measly post....
I'm thinking along the lines of a hundred posts!!!! but I'm sure there are others here that would be more lenient and suggest a much smaller number.... like 20.... or maybe... 10
Blocker in MS
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I am game to keep rolling this rock along for a long time Ronsii!!
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That's ONE!!!!
Reminds me of a joke with a miner his wife and a stubborn mule
Reminds me of a joke with a miner his wife and a stubborn mule
Blocker in MS
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Bronk.
My two boys asked me to name a color for some game in a magazine. I naturally said bronk without even a moments hesitation. One looked at my wife and asked if this was a “real” word. She was shaking her head “no”. I explained to them that bronk is the color you get when mixing brown and pink and that I believed it was so. I asked his brother. He agreed with me. So I told them that everything has to start somewhere and we had just started the word “bronk”.
This seemed the logical place to include that antidote. Please share this everyone you meet and can can all bask in the glory of creating a new English word.
Once this becomes mainstream, we can naturally tout it as the color option in the base model of EM Bike....or maybe the base model we will just call the em bike.
My two boys asked me to name a color for some game in a magazine. I naturally said bronk without even a moments hesitation. One looked at my wife and asked if this was a “real” word. She was shaking her head “no”. I explained to them that bronk is the color you get when mixing brown and pink and that I believed it was so. I asked his brother. He agreed with me. So I told them that everything has to start somewhere and we had just started the word “bronk”.
This seemed the logical place to include that antidote. Please share this everyone you meet and can can all bask in the glory of creating a new English word.
Once this becomes mainstream, we can naturally tout it as the color option in the base model of EM Bike....or maybe the base model we will just call the em bike.
Blocker in MS
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That's ONE!!!!
Reminds me of a joke with a miner his wife and a stubborn mule
Do tell!!
That is number three!
Ronsii
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That's THREEEEEEE....
Once you go bronk you can't go back..
Once you go bronk you can't go back..
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A miner and his wife where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their mules through the rocky mountains. As the mules were crossing a small stream, the woman's mule missteps and almost throws the miner's wife! once across the stream, the miner dismounts, walks over to the mule, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his mule and they continue their ride.
A bit further down the path, the woman's mule stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the mule in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.
As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's mule once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to his wife's mule, and helps his wife out of the saddle then walks up to the front of the mule he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the mule dead.
His wife, quite upset at seeing her poor mule killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"
The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"
A bit further down the path, the woman's mule stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the mule in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.
As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's mule once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to his wife's mule, and helps his wife out of the saddle then walks up to the front of the mule he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the mule dead.
His wife, quite upset at seeing her poor mule killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"
The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"
Blocker in MS
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Bronk is my favorite color. Bronk is the color of someone’s lover....
Any Aerosmith fans out there?
Any Aerosmith fans out there?
Ronsii
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Aero who??? heh heh
Blocker in MS
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Hey Ronsii, that reminds me of the joke about the farmer, his contrary mule
Blocker in MS
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Actually, truth be told, my wife was the Aerosmith fan back when we were young. I have always been more of a Rolling Stones fan.
wornout wrench
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I'm still here. Mind is still muddled.
In the words of Arnold
I'LL BE BACK
In the words of Arnold
I'LL BE BACK
Ronsii
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Well.... blocker is at 60 percent of being done with his penance
mitch504
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Hey guys! I just heard that Harley-Davidson is trying to introduce an Electric bike!
Maybe this will do better as a lowboy pusher, more weight?
Maybe this will do better as a lowboy pusher, more weight?
Ronsii
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You know.... that gives me an idea
I helped put in a charging station for the harley ebike a while back.... and the way it was wired..... well lets just say it would be easy to get free energy heh heh
Welder Dave
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Model designations for the range of the EM bikes from S.H.I.T. have been released.
Base model is the Typical
Kids model is the Baby
Largest model is the Big
Off road model is the Tough
High performance model is the Scary
Base model is the Typical
Kids model is the Baby
Largest model is the Big
Off road model is the Tough
High performance model is the Scary
crane operator
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So all this e-bike talk got me to scratching my head and doing some old school engineering. My balance isn't so great, so I decided 4 wheels is better than 2. So my electric powers my wheels. If I could hook something to my wheels, and then turn a charging system, like a old waterwheel grain mill- BLAMMO- perpetual motion. Still in design, but look out Elon, I'm offering shares now.....
