The worst repair job you ever performed.......

Fortunately I never had to deal with the smelly and gross. My worst had to do with extreme noise mixed with heat and humidity. I worked for a company that did electrical control upgrades for corrugated paper machines (some people call it cardboard) We tried to do our work during plant shutdowns but on this one occasion we were working on one of the machines while the rest of the plant was up and running. We were near Tampa Florida in July. I suspect the heat and humidity isn't anything too different than what many of you would consider normal, but being from the Pacific Northwest, I wasn't acclimated. Add to that a noise level that no amount of hearing protection seemed appropriate. Communication with coworkers was impossible, you could not shout loud enough to be heard.

aighead said:

disrespected the folks whose job it was to clean up the apparent explosion they made in a stall. No good.

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That's called a shot gunning.

Drive By Shooting!! Spray loads everywhere!

In basic training I had KP duty at the meat processing facility for the base. The floors were covered in 'stuff' - various and sundry animal parts. This wasn't a slaughterhouse (fortunately,) they took in beef sides. I remember one huge kettle catching ground beef, the meat was spilling over the kettle on the floor and the guy picked it up and stuffed it back into the kettle. Took an hour to clean my boots. I noticed all of the beef sides were graded "Good". My grade was "don't bother".

You were lucky
I Basic trained Ft Knox
Knew when I saw it as to the ‘Steak’ we were served
My Grandfather had a supplier get him Horse for a sensitive mutt(chihuahua) and we were served that same dark red stringy stinky meat. Ate it as was hungry.

I may have told this before. I was leaveing the farm one night long story short and run some kids parking in a gate way off. There was trash and i thought it was theirs but it was a deer remains in trash bags. I thought they wouldnt be back but 2 nights later there they were i stopped and told them they could park there but watch the trash. Days later i was stopped were they had parked to unlock the gate i got out of my jeep and i was standing in rubbers tampons and paper towels.

funwithfuel said:

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Agreed, women are a different type of person.


Don't tell my wife.

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I have read over the years that hover peeing is quite common. Hence why female toilets are far far more dirty then male ones.

.RC. said:

I have read over the years that hover peeing is quite common. Hence why female toilets are far far more dirty then male ones.

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I have had a few women tell me that it is very common, but, I don't think that sign was about peeing. The discharge angle was wrong, for one thing.

Oh now it's all about discharge angles, nothing to do with hot sauce and dipping sauce.