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Ando

Ando

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Had a bloke at a site we used to call "opium"
...slow working dope.

Another bloke on site; very thin and always wore a wide brimmed hat, we called "roofing nail"

A few years back a cheeky apprentice told me he was going for a sh*t
I said "hang on a sec" and put a cross on his sleeve with chalk
"what's that for?" he asked
I replied "I just want to make sure the right turd comes back"
 
FSERVICE

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a few of mine
finer than frog hair
slicker than snot on a door knob
he don't have good walking round sense
he is a waste of good oxygen
(when the food is ok but not great) its better than lickin a rock
dumber than a sack of hammers
they can break edges off of ball bearings
prolly the best I have heard in a long time was told to a countersales man at a supply house last week...."NO I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes I can see your a train wreck from all the way over here!!!"
 
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That's hilarious QL..!!!!
I wish I'da seen this a couple of months ago.. 2 dirtbags at work used to walk up on ya & let one rip..
I thought it was one of the MOST disgusting things ever.. THAT & FORCING a burp..
I'm no prude by any stretch of the imagination BUT.. I will walk out of a room to "pass gas" if need be.
Say, after a nite on the town, drinking draft beer & eating jalapeno & cheese drenched nochos.. Lol
 
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I overheard the companies IT guy explain a computer problem to the boss one day..
He said it was an, "ID-10-T user malfunction".. & it should be up & running in a few minutes..
I wanted to learn, so after the boss left I asked him what THAT was..
He said.. write it out.. So I did>> "idiot"..
We had a GOOD LAUGH at that one.. cuz the boss had NO IDEA what he was talking about & nodded like he knew ALL ABOUT computer lingo & the problem.. LOL
 
Truck Shop

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thepumpguysc said:
That's hilarious QL..!!!!
I wish I'da seen this a couple of months ago.. 2 dirtbags at work used to walk up on ya & let one rip..
I thought it was one of the MOST disgusting things ever.. THAT & FORCING a burp..
I'm no prude by any stretch of the imagination BUT.. I will walk out of a room to "pass gas" if need be.
Say, after a nite on the town, drinking draft beer & eating jalapeno & cheese drenched nochos.. Lol
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Not me, My favorite place to f##t is the fresh meat case at the grocery store. People push their cart on by thinking something is rotting.:p

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Tradesman

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"You plant corn you'll grow corn " Said about someone that's not very bright or trashy that has parents that are similar.
 
old-iron-habit

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Truck Shop said:
Not me, My favorite place to f##t is the fresh meat case at the grocery store. People push their cart on by thinking something is rotting.:p

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Years ago on the old airlines one could let a really eye watering rotten one and the flavor would come around albeit a little less each time as the old planes recirculated most of the air to keep the planes warmer. Hard to keep the grin off and play innocent by the third pass. You could measure success by how many hands went up and shut the air off.:oops:
 
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old-iron-habit said:
Years ago on the old airlines one could let a really eye watering rotten one and the flavor would come around albeit a little less each time as the old planes recirculated most of the air to keep the planes warmer. Hard to keep the grin off and play innocent by the third pass. You could measure success by how many hands went up and shut the air off.:oops:
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Flavor-my brother likes to use that term. If its disgusting I like it everyone says.

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DMiller

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Came to mind just the other day working the tire, From a long gone friend years ago. Could hear it all across the shop and will still make me laugh!

Come bleed or bust you sonsabitch I done spit on you fer the last time!!
 
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LOL..
When I was a kid, we "snowballed" this fellas house.. me & my little brother just pelleted this guys entire house for minutes on end.. all of a sudden the front door comes flyin open & here he comes.. FULL THROTTLE..
He chased us for blocks.. And just when he was gonna get ahold of my collar, he yelled> I GOTCHA NOW YOU SUNAVA B***CH..
& just at the same time I grabbed ahold of a pole & cut a U-turn..at a full run !!!! ROFL!!! being 10 years old I was pretty agile..
The poor guy ended up face first in a snow bank..
I was probably 10 or so & NEVER FORGOT THAT & still use it today.. I GOTCHA NOW YOU SUNAVA B--CH!!! It brings back some very fond memories.. LOL
 
PJ The Kid

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Poor kid can't find his ass with both hands
He's nuttier that squirrel turds
slicker that goose crap
Fits like socks on a rooster
That'll do pig, that'll do
Got so scared ya pinched a hole in the seat
Could shoved charcoal up his ass and it'd come out cubic zirconium
Hit it with your purse
(if it still won't move) Hit it with your moms purse
damifino
wide open till ya see god, then brake
Hang on newt, she's gonna buck
 
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