My advice is to get professional help to shift those machines.
I have no experience with moving equipment of that weight but is sounds like you'll need more than a little toolbox and a front end loader to break the machines into manageable chunks.
I would say that potentially trying to save money by doing it yourself could end up more expensive if you make 'rookie' mistakes, like bending stuff.
At least get some quotes to figure out where you're at. Then you can work out if the money you may potentially save (by doing it yourself) is worth the headache.
There are just some situations where you have to realize your limits and get in pro help.
Also I don't think a professional machine mover is going to tell you how to do the job step by step, that's their livelihood and if they tell every Tom, **** and Harry how to move big machines they are going to do themselves out of a job.
Far as the skeptics go, I can see their point of view but don't get stressed about it. Perhaps once you finally get over your fear that posting pictures of your new 'toys' on the internet is going to make them disappear or attract vandals, you can post a few pictures of yourself in front of the beasts. Actually I don't think you have to worry about anyone stealing them given that they weigh quite a bit. Not like some low life is gonna drive em onto the back of their pick up truck
Anyway your decision, best of luck with getting em home.
BTW just saw that shortened name for Richard attracts stars, be a bit of a problem if your name is like that.