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DMiller

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Need to find a way to incorporate battery powered Biometric coding systems into the Safe Lug nuts this covering these bases with a extra security blanket to keep them warm.
 

crane operator

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Its a good thing I post up in this thread, to keep it realistic.

There is absolutely no reason at all to do any testing whatsoever. Design it on computer, rush to production, end users will do the testing. Any big problems are user error. They just aren't using it right.

Pump up the IPO stock offering, everybody cashes in when we go public. Let the shareholders and the new board take the fall, while we sail around our islands in the caribean.

If we can't go public, somebody put the word out, about our ground breaking technology, and the googlefacesoftliftubertesla crowd will rush at us with checks in hand.

Don't you guys understand start ups and how technology works?
 

Welder Dave

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Major development on the EM Bike.

The brilliant (and twisted) minds behind the EM Bike have hired none other than Mr. Durwood Fincher to be the official spokes person for all things EM Bike. This is a major development as they had to find someone who could fully appreciate all the complex intricacies of the revolutionary new EM Bike. After month's of negotiations the two sides finally came to an understanding. Mr. Fincher brings years of experience to the position. He is able to cut through the gobbledygook and provide simple explanations anyone could understand. Welcome aboard!

 
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Blocker in MS

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I submit the following stringent engineering guidelines which all of us are held accountable....


(All actions are to be submitted to present employee holding least tenure within a radius of not more than 11,000 nautical miles of a country with official adoption of the metric system, while employee is duly being compensated under company guidelines of not more than 3.5 minutes working time per any 68 hour period. All measurement are to be be STRICTLY FEILD VERIFIED.)
 

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After reading Willie's last post in the electrician help thread we DEFINITELY need him in this thread!!!! as I am sure he could set us straight on quite a few subjects.... and not just milking facts ;)
 

Ronsii

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We'll be back on superheaters soon enough.
Funny you should bring superheeters up.... ;) I was thinking...I know hah hah.... anyways from my electronics work I remembered all the cool things ;) that happened when we started using superCOOLERS - so what's about we incorporate supercoolers into the new 'big picture plan'???
 

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Funny you should bring superheeters up.... ;) I was thinking...I know hah hah.... anyways from my electronics work I remembered all the cool things ;) that happened when we started using superCOOLERS - so what's about we incorporate supercoolers into the new 'big picture plan'???
Lets see, we have discussed Pre-coolers, intercoolers, and aftercoolers... So yeah supercoolers will fit right in. :confused:
 

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As long as we are discussing coolers, now... Here's a little ditty that I heard with respect to a certain taboo subject, about a certain lawyer, in the current news...;)

 

DMiller

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There are Signs, stickers and shirts with that slogan!! My previous employer BANNED them from Site then had to lift the ban as is First Amendment protected.
 

Welder Dave

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With any luck the EM Bike will be ready for next years race. Should be a shoo in to win as it won't have to stop for fuel. You would think the rider would be cold but the EM Bike will incorporate an Automatic Rider Comfort Control System. The ARCCS uses advanced coercive persuasion to make the rider feel as warm and comfortable as he wants to be so therefore is.

https://www.pdramx.com/2020-race
 
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