I gotta know what gives?

[Ronsii]

Now see, if you guys went to the metric system you wouldn't have feet anymore.

And can I have some pork salsa with the chicken pot cheesepie

But then the POT pie would have to be shaped like a maple leaf

 

[wornout wrench]

Could I change up the order to have some maple syrup with that

 

[Ronsii]

Sure!!! that's the beauty of the new EMBike ordering software you can customize it ANY way you want!!!! just like burger king

 

[Welder Dave]

See everything is relative. You mention bra's and in no time you're talking about Whoppers.

 

[kshansen]

And now for something completely different!
Not sure how many will catch that one!

Anyone notice how the adverts at the top of this forum keep changing and some times they are somewhat strange?

Just this morning I had two next to each other, the one on the left was for something to help remove ear wax and the one on the right was for portable crushing plants! Not sure if there is a connection between the two unless one is suppose to use the ear wax to lube the crushers!

 

[seatwarmer]

Must be the EBike design that is confusing the advert AI's

 

[Ronsii]

^ yep, this is another one of those super secret tricks used by people in the know to edge out their competition!!! I've seen sharpshooters twist a round in their ear to improve muzzle velocity!!! and it works! the guy won every match he was on the problem would be getting enough supply to properly lube the big machinery??? I suppose we should market an earwax removal kit that comes with a recover tank the users could send in for credit on future orders??? anyone else have any thoughts on design for the tank? In the mean time I'll keep my ears open to suggestions from the EMBike strategical design team.

 

[Tinkerer]

If you are going to keep your ears open hows about keeping your eyes peeled ?
That's another one I have never figured out how to do.
Anyone been able to do it ?
I bet Blocker BS has when he is doing those estimates.

 

[Blocker in MS]

Keeping your eyes peeled is an easily calculable ratio between exposure from one or more sources of light in the ultraviolet wavelength multiplied by a length of time exposed.

MS in August has an eye peeling exposure limit of about 10 minutes when not using the correct polarized lenses or OSHA approved headwear when pointing the human optical reception unit towards your friendly neighboring sustainable fusion experiment or your local welding shop.

 

[Blocker in MS]

Blocker BS

Have I earned a new nickname??

 

[Tinkerer]

Dam ! you finally caught it.
Mista been the spill chek.

 

[Blocker in MS]

One key element in the eye peeling scenario is it keep the shades shut on the Human Optical Reception Unit.

Warning!! Keeping the shades open when exposing the HORU. Direct ultraviolet light exposure of HORU sensors can lead to failure!!

 

[Welder Dave]

Keep your eyes peeled originated in peeler bars. It was an early form of advertising. They told you to keep your eyes peeled so you wouldn't have to bother your gawking buddies if you missed something.

 

[Blocker in MS]

Dam ! you finally caught it.
Mista been the spill chek.

I honestly am not disputing it at this point. I pondered on the thought and came to the conclusion you might have a valid point.

So far as spill check is concerned, Shakespeare said “tis many many a slip betwixt a cup and lip”....or something to that effect.

 

[mitch504]

Nope, you're supposed to use the crusher to crush up the earwax chunks.

 

[DMiller]

Just as long as no connectivity to optirectalitis.

 

[wornout wrench]

Just as long as no connectivity to optirectalitis.

I had a friend who had that.
He had a really crappy outlook on life

 

[Ronsii]

I honestly am not disputing it at this point. I pondered on the thought and came to the conclusion you might have a valid point.

So far as spill check is concerned, Shakespeare said “tis many many a slip betwixt a cup and lip”....or something to that effect.

Oh!!! now you bring shakespear into it well it's no Skin off my Nose if this thread gets derallied!!!

 

[Blocker in MS]

Ronsii, oh Ronsii! Thou are not a Shakespeare fan, Ronsii?

 

[crane operator]

Anyone notice how the adverts at the top of this forum keep changing and some times they are somewhat strange?

I hate to tell you this, but the adverts you get- are totally based on what you look at on the interwebs, not what everyone else is doing. So the ear wax and crushing equipment are all on you.

Just because your ad's are weird/ unique/ strange- does not correspond to the rest of us having strange ads.

Mine are all for --- well I'm not going to tell you what my ads are for. Just because the gov't and the chinese and al gore are all watching me, doesn't mean I want the rest of you to know what I look at in my spare time.