One liner thread

[Nige]

"Good enough for this class of agriculture."
"Of course I want it yesterday. If I'd wanted it today I'd have waited until tomorrow to ask you for it."

 

[Ronsii]

"Well..... it was making a horrible racket a couple minutes before the engine seized..."

 

[Spud_Monkey]

Crooked built house stands stronger than perfect built house.

Cost more and requires more building materials to build rectangular structure than square one.

 

[Ronsii]

Looks good from my house

 

[Nige]

"A blind man on a galloping horse would be glad to see it."

 

[DMiller]

Good enough for the Gal's I go with

That left a LOT open!!!

 

[Truck Shop]

Good enough for the Gal's I go with

That left a LOT open!!!

I can hear the PC squad now--OH MY, You Nasty Man.

 

[DMiller]

TeeHee!!

 

[Theweldor]

That stuff is harder than woodpecker lips !!

 

[Mike L]

Tougher than boiled owl.

 

[Truck Shop]

The one liner I live by,--{The enemy of good is better}

 

[Ronsii]

For better or worse... it's yours now

 

[muzy]

Fill your boots.

 

[RZucker]

My welding warrantee... "If it breaks, you can keep both pieces".

 

[Ronsii]

My welding warrantee....30 feet or 30 seconds... whichever comes first!!!

 

[Blocker in MS]

Heard a salesman say “No I would not lie!....I have been known to keep talking after the truth ran out though.”

 

[Spud_Monkey]

....stand/stood out like turd in a punch bowl

 

[Wilson892]

It’s tighter than a fleas butt hole stretched across a rain barrel.

John

 

[ianjoub]

My welding warrantee....30 feet or 30 seconds... whichever comes first!!!

I always offered 2 warranties:

50/50, 50 feet or 50 seconds, whichever came first

Or the famous 219 warranty, My shop is on US Hwy 19, warrantied all the way through the parking lot to the road

 

[DMiller]

Tighten half turn past squeal.

Tighter'n times in '29 or Harder than times in '29(From my Pop)

Tighter'n Dick's Hatband

Slicker than snot on a marble.

Slower than snot sliding off a marble.

And the First Word I ever spoke, quoted from my Mom's side Grandfather: Sumbich!!