GregsHD
Senior Member
When the owner has high expectations of me fixing up his wore out jerry rigged junk.
Tryin' to make birthday cake outta dog $hit!
Tryin' to make birthday cake outta dog $hit!
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Spud_Monkey
Senior Member
Hold my beer, watch this...
A lack of planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on my part...
A lack of planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on my part...
Nige
Senior Member
Of course I want it yesterday - if I'd wanted it today I'd have waited until tomorrow to ask you for it.........
funwithfuel
Senior Member
When asked,"how ya doin?" My reply is either, still kickin or another day on the right side of the dirt.
DMiller
Senior Member
Ooops!
Who put that there?
Why'd they put that there?
Who put that there?
Why'd they put that there?
DMiller
Senior Member
Survival, Only have to run faster than the slowest guy/gal.
funwithfuel
Senior Member
And that is how a puny .25 caliber can save you from a bear. Shoot the other guy in the foot, then beat feet outta there.Wilson892
Well-Known Member
Sewage workers.
“Might be **** to you. Bread and butter to me. “
John
“Might be **** to you. Bread and butter to me. “
John
Spud_Monkey
Senior Member
I make Sh#t happen...
chroniekon
Senior Member
Where there is a will...there is relatives
funwithfuel
Senior Member
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kshansen
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Did you know one of my bosses? that was more or less one of his favorite replies!
I think he worded it more like"Of course I want it today if I wanted it next week I'd call you next week!"
hosspuller
Senior Member
I am dubious of your veracity.
Ronsii
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That's true, no doubt
Tags
Senior Member
60-60 guarantee, 60 feet or 60 seconds, whichever comes first.
Spud_Monkey
Senior Member
More of along the lines of this...
Spud_Monkey
Senior Member
If you see me running, try to keep up cause I’m not doing it for my health...
cuttin edge
Senior Member
They'll fix that with the asphalt.
You can't see it from the road.
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.
At least you could have missed me first.
Keep an eye on it
You can't see it from the road.
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.
At least you could have missed me first.
Keep an eye on it
Ronsii
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If at first you succeed don't try again.