An electrician needs to know something, all a plumber needs to know is sh*t runs downhill
Don't recall seeing that job at career day when I was in school
Its not truly screwed up till the government gets involved
Never pound with a big wrench when a small one will do
If you think its high priced now, wait till its free [referring to health insurance]
His daddy should have rolled over and shot him out the window
6 billion sperm and he's the fastest swimmer??
I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, all I'm saying is we should wait till his alcohol stream has some blood in it so then we can test it, referring to passing a drug/alcohol test.
A customer told me this a few years back in referring to his new JD tractor, the only good thing about it is the 800 number engraved on the side frame, I asked what 800 number and he told me. The one you dial, its 800 get your a** out here and fix this POS in referring to the warranty.