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Steve Frazier
08-07-2004, 10:19 PM
Had this sent to me, thought it was too important not to share!:usa

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.


God bless America!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

RonG
08-08-2004, 07:35 AM
If I was to look at another woman naked my woman would shoot me!!! LOL Ron

digger242j
08-08-2004, 08:53 AM
If I was to look at another woman naked my woman would shoot me!!!

Well, if she were patriotic enough to participate she'd have a tough time carrying a concealed weapon, wouldn't she? :usa :D

Steve Frazier
08-08-2004, 12:20 PM
Ron, you must convince her it's for the good of the Country!!!:yup

BRL
08-08-2004, 04:38 PM
I'm in!!

:cool:

:drinkup

:usa

Can kill a few birds with one good activity lol, and probably not lose as many singles.





:notworthy To the guy that put this brainstorm together!!

Waterchikn
10-17-2004, 12:20 AM
Is a 12 pack ok? :D
When is this supposed to happen? My women appreciates our great country and would understand 100%.

BRL
10-18-2004, 03:54 PM
H2O!
Day late & a dollar short! Ya missed it & man was it great! You'll just have to wait in suspense until next year's event, as there's no way we're talking them into it now with these cool fall breezes already here. :usa

Waterchikn
10-25-2004, 11:50 PM
Pics, Video...anyone? lol...